Tuesday 22nd December, 2009

The First Capital Connect Christmas Carol:

On the first day of Christmas FCC sent to me:
the delayed 8.16 to St P.

On the second day of Christmas FCC sent to me:
2 broken seats; and
the delayed 8.16 to St P.

On the third day of Christmas FCC sent to me:
3 signal failures;
2 broken seats; and
the delayed 8.16 to St P.

On the fourth day of Christmas FCC sent to me:
4 carriage trains;
3 signal failures;
2 broken seats; and
the delayed 8.16 to St P.

On the fifth day of Christmas FCC sent to me:
25 minute delays;
4 carriage trains;
3 signal failures;
2 broken seats; and
the delayed 8.16 to St P.

On the sixth day of Christmas FCC sent to me:
6 noisy walkmans;
25 minute delays;
4 carriage trains;
3 signal failures;
2 broken seats; and
the delayed 8.16 to St P.

On the seventh day of Christmas FCC sent to me:
7 ticket inspections;
6 noisy walkmans;
25 minute delays;
4 carriage trains;
3 signal failures;
2 broken seats; and
the delayed 8.16 to St P.

On the eighth day of Christmas FCC sent to me:
8 packed carriages;
7 ticket inspections;
6 noisy walkmans;
25 minute delays;
4 carriage trains;
3 signal failures;
2 broken seats; and
the delayed 8.16 to St P.

On the ninth day of Christmas FCC sent to me:
9 broken promises;
8 packed carriages;
7 ticket inspections;
6 noisy walkmans;
25 minute delays;
4 carriage trains;
3 signal failures;
2 broken seats; and
the delayed 8.16 to St P.

On the tenth day of Christmas FCC sent to me:
10 empty wrappers;
9 broken promises;
8 packed carriages;
7 ticket inspections;
6 noisy walkmans;
25 minute delays;
4 carriage trains;
3 signal failures;
2 broken seats; and
the delayed 8.16 to St P.

On the eleventh day of Christmas FCC sent to me:
11 missing drivers;
10 empty wrappers;
9 broken promises;
8 packed carriages;
7 ticket inspections;
6 noisy walkmans;
25 minute delays;
4 carriage trains;
3 signal failures;
2 broken seats; and
The delayed 8.16 to St P.

On the twelfth day of Christmas FCC sent to me:
12 cancellations;
11 missing drivers;
10 empty wrappers;
9 broken promises;
8 packed carriages;
7 ticket inspections;
6 noisy walkmans;
25 minute delays;
4 carriage trains;
3 signal failures;
2 broken seats; and
the delayed 8.16 to St P.

Happy Christmas. See you next year!